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Saturday, January 24, 2015

BPC Season 20 - Week 3


Week 3 Winner...
Brice!!!
My poker night ended earlier than planned again, thanks for asking.  Just as I was re-accumulating chips thanks to my J-2 hand catching 2-pair against Jeremiah's J-something-better-than-2.  But a hand or two later I'm committed for everything with A-K (suited!) but run into Once-Twice-Brice and his pkt 10's, which unfortunately for me hold up for him.  Apparently Big Slick A-K was not very kind to a few other people last night too.

And for at least one person, A-Q was even less kind.  My reporters in the field tell me Chess raised pre-flop with A-Q, and Potts calls on the button with Q-9.  Flop comes Q-2-3 and I'm sure boffa dem got a little tingly after flopping top pair.  Chess smooth plays it and checks, and Potts feels like it's an opportune time to go all in.  Chess calls and the river comes 9, giving Potts top 2.  

Nothing on the river and Chess is out early.  Again.

But this was the last pre-season week for Chess, he claims he'll be foh real starting next week, so buckle up.  Or get your bets in.

"Brice gutted JC like a trout."  - Potts

Dah fuq?  What sent JC steaming out the door on the Bubble?  It took some research but here it is, an exclusive just for you.  Slick's on the big blind and JC is in a conversation with someone not paying much attention to anything.  Steven Earl sees his opportunity and raises 3500.  JC, oblivious to the raise, declares his own "raise".  Commotion ensues when the table tells him he needs to make it 7000.   Awka awkward.  JC doesn't take too kindly to that, especially after Slick calls a floorman on it.

After a few minutes of he-said, she-said, bla-bla, whoever the floorman was confirms the ruling and JC is compelled to put in the 7000.

The action doesn't end there though.  In the same hand, Steven Earl  sees yet another opportunity with JC now on tilt, so bets 7000 on the flop with a complete crap hand.  That was more than enough to make JC fold with Slick Rick still behind.

"I'm not gonna call now Rick, I'm gonna wait to take all YOUR chips."  - JC

(I wasn't there, but I like to imagine it in the best Clint Eastwood clenched teeth way possible.)

I forgot to mention JC started the hand as the massive chip leader with, according to my best sources, over 50K in chips.  So that hand is whatever, right?  No big deal.  Walk it off.  

Not in the plan for JC, who tries to get tough on the very next hand and runs into Once-Twice-Brice and his pkt Q's (and my chips).  Ouch.

Ok, no problem, put some 'tusin on it you'll be ok.  Still plenty of chips left as long as you don't... oh no... please... don't.  All in again?  Say it ain't... so.  Ok no problem, no one's gonna call... unless... it's... Brice.  With.  Pocket.  Kings.

D'oh.

With that, JC goes from massive chip leader to this week's Bubble Boy and winner for most likely to kick a puppy on the way out.  Fkn poker.

Slick Rick went out at some point after that in 5th, then Padma in 4th.  Then...
  
"F**k You!"
- Steven Earl, 11:35 pm

Why such colorful language you ask?  So did I.  Down to 3 handed and Steven Earl shoves with A-Q off suit, and Brice calls with J-8.  J on the flop and nothing after that means Steven Earl is out.  (But with money and points at least.  I called it in Week 1, he WILL be at the Final Table.)  With his second good pointing of the season, he pulls into sole possession of 1st place.

That left Brice and Potts heads up at the delightfully early time of 11:40.  Unfortunately for Potts though, Brice held an 8:1 chip advantage on him, so it's over then, right?  Especially because he's playing with my chips.  Let's find out...

[11:49 pm]  Chips go all in and Brice has a respectable J-9 against Pott's comedic 3-6.  Game over, it's a wrap, call the goats, wipe your tushie, it's over, yes! before midnight.  Awesome.  

Wait, what?  Flop is what you say?  9-3-Q?  Say what again.  Say it.  
Potts doubles up.
J-9 vs 3-6
Guess what wins.


[11:55 pm]  Blinds are 3000-6000 and I just got back from a surprisingly satisfying rest break.  Not a double-flusher, but the next best thing.  It got more surprising when I get back and find out Potts just doubled up again.  Game on.

[11:56 pm]  "I think you're ahead Potts" - Brice
"Yeah" - Everyone at the table (Brice and Potts)

[12:01 am]  "Kid's got alligator blood."  - Potts
After Potts had been collecting chips but Brice just took down a big, big, big hand.  Big.

(That one seemed funnier at the time.  Seems kinda lame now, who says "alligator blood"?)

[12:09 am]  Brice goes all in with 7-5 diamonds (and my chips), against Pott's whatever, and... WINS!!!  

And with that Once-Twice-Brice, the King of the Rebuy, takes down Week 3 of this, the 20th Season of the BPC, and becomes the first ever player to take it down after a rebuy.

Great job Brice-a-roni!!!  

2nd Place, Potts...


3rd Place, Steven Earl...

4th Place, Padma...
Scrappy 5th, Slick Rick...
And da Bubble Boy, JC...

Final Table Season 20 Week 3...

Results:

Player  Week3
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Brice  15
Potts  12
Steve   9
Padma   6
Rick    3
JC      Bubble
     
Player   Total
--------------
Steve    22
Scott    17
Mike     16
Brice    16
Potts    14
Padma    13
AllenY   13
Jagu     11
Charlie  11
- - - - - - - - - 
Rick     10
Kelly     4
AllanU    4
Kurt      3
Judy      3
Jeremiah  3
Jeena     3
JC        3
Chess     3
Amir      3
PapaKumo  2
Eric      2
Andy      2
zGuest1   1
Ryan      1
Julie     1
Johnny    1
Hirrum    1


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Season 20 - Week 2

Season 20 Week 2 Winner...
Mike!

After a long hiatus and taking a few seasons off, Mike started to play some weeks in the final legs of last season.  He seemed more interested in sucking people into a cash game than trying to point, but still did finish well a few times.  He says he's going to try and play this, the 20th season of the BPC, if it doesn't sabotage his Iron Man workout schedule.  He may be even more motivated now that he's got his first win in only the second week.  I didn't make it that far so I have no idea how he did it, but here's a pic of happy Mike with the winning hand and all the chips.

I don't have much other info to provide, other than how they finished.

2nd place goes to Allen Y, playing in his first game of the season.



3rd Place, The Godfather...

4th Place, Padma...


Allan U got the scrappy 5th.


And Steven Earl had a strong chance of being the first to point twice, but goes out as the Bubble Boy instead.


Results:

Player  Week 2
--------------
Mike    15
AllenY  12
Jagu     9
Padma    6
AllanU   3
Steve    Bubble


Player   Total
--------------
Scott    16
Mike     16
Steve    13
AllenY   12
Jagu     10
Charlie  10
Rick      7
Padma     7
Kelly     4
AllanU    4
- - - - - - - - -
PapaKumo  2
Kurt      2
Judy      2
Jeremiah  2
Jeena     2
JC        2
Eric      2
Chess     2
Andy      2
Ryan      1
Potts     1
Julie     1
Johnny    1
Hirrum    1
Brice     1
Amir      1

Season  20 Week 2 Final Table:


Friday, January 9, 2015

BPC Season 20 - Week 1

First Place:  Kumo.
Miss you Keeks
Hard to believe it, but this is the 20th season of the BPC.  That's over 10 years of good times, bad beats, even worse jokes and spectacular hospitality from the Burnett's.  We can't thank you enough Jeena and Chess (mostly Jeena) but I'll say it again, thanks for hosting and creating such a nurturing environment for this wonderful family of degenerates.  

On to Week 1 action...  

Somebody should have rolled over the 'JC' bet because one thing we found out early was that Chess was not going to go wire-to-wire leading in points this season.  Like Bush during Hurricane Katrina, he came in late and left early and was never much a factor.  

Now there's a couple of things I don't get to say enough.  Bush and Chess was not a factor.

Who was a factor was, well, me.  I was lucky enough to get cards that held up, and even put a bad beat on one or two people.  The one that comes to mind was against Jeff Potts, who caught me trying to get unscrupulous with Kh 3s.  He got his money in good with Ac 10c (67%), but the flop unveiled with 3 spades and a 4th spade on the river gave me the flush and set the Equus auto pilot on a direct route back to Yorba Linda.

Steven Earl took 2nd place.  He has claimed early and often that he guarantees he will be at that this season's final table, and he's off to a good start.  He played very solidly all night (hurt's just saying that) and even made a great lay down when I flopped trips and rivered quads.  A younger, dumber, drunker Earl would have insta-called my raises.  I'll go ahead and call it right now, he will be at the final table.  (That hurt a bit too.)

3rd went to Charlie, who took a season or two or three off but has clearly not lost his poker form.  Or his dealer skills, thanks for dealing and thanks for the cards Charlie, and welcome back.

Slick Rick cleverly nurtured a short stack to 4th place, and Kelly got the scrappy 5th spot.

Jeff Potts was the bubble.  (Did I mention him yet?)
 
Player  Week 1
--------------
Scott   15
Steve   12
Charlie  9
Rick     6 
Kelly    3 
Potts    Bubble


Player  Total
--------------
Scott   15
Steve 12
Charlie 9
Rick   6
Kelly 3
Potts 1
PapaK 1
Padma 1
Mike   1
Judy   1
Jeremiah 1
Jeena   1
JC      1
Jagu   1
Hirrum 1
Eric   1
Chess   1
Brice 1
Andy   1
Amir   1
AllanU 1

2nd Place, Steven Earl...


3rd Place, Charlie...


4th Place, Slick Rick...


First weekly final table of the season (winner not pictured, photo creds)...


Oh dang, and forgot to give props out to last season's card rack and Final Table winner, JC!!!  Great job and congrats JC!


Sunday, January 29, 2012

BPC Season 14 - Week 11
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Jeff Hee Hall survived a few critical all-in's for his tournament life when it was short handed, withstood a 3-1 chip disadvantage when it was heads up, and takes down the Week 11 win.  Unfortunately for Team HeeMo, Hee was playing as Guest 1.  Guest 1 moves up from 18th place to 12th, and is only 6 points out of the Top 9.  If I can't beat fkn Guest 1, then I may have to break out my Halloween costume for the Final Table.

Fkamiah missed last week while he was yucking it up in Tampa, but comes back this week to take his third 2nd place of the season, and 5th pointing overall.  He also reclaims the top overall spot from Cowboy Slick Rick, who has held it for the last 3 weeks.  Fkamiah has held it for the other 8.  But there's no fame or fortune for holding it the most number of weeks, you just need to be holding it after Week 25.  Who will it be?  The smart money is on the top 3 of Fkamiah, Slick and Chess since they have mostly dominated it since the start of Mini-Season 2, but there's still PLENTY of season left, we're not even half way there yet.

Derek, playing for Team DerMo, take down 3rd place.  It's his 2nd pointing of the season, and the team's 3rd, and they move up to 5th place overall, passing Jeena, Arjan and Potts.

I got 4th and move into the Top 9 for the first time all season.  Release the Kraken!

Papa Kumo got the scrappy 5th, not enough to put him back in the Top 9, and Chess was the Bubble.  Chess doesn't bubble very often, his last one was in Season 12 Week 17, 36 weeks ago.  And on this night, I don't think anyone was happier to see him go out than Fkamiah.
   

Player    Week 11
-----------------
Guest 1   15  (Hee Hall)
Fkamiah   12
DerMo      9
Scott      6
Papa Kumo  3
Chess      Bubble


Player    Total
---------------
Fkamiah   72
Rick      67
Chess     56
KarJackly 41
DerMo     40
Jeena     38
Arjan     36
J Potts   33
Scott     32
- - - - - - - - - -
Papa Kumo 29
Jagu      28
Guest 1   26
Judy      21
Churl     21
Eric      20
Heemo     20
Nicole    12
Julius    12
Padma     11
Sunj       5
Bagu       4
Anthony    4
David      3
Guest 2    3
Cayce      2
Guest 3    1


 
2nd place, Fkamiah...



3rd place, DerMo...


4th place, Scott...


5th place, Papa Kumo...


Bubble, Chess...


Saturday, January 21, 2012

Season 14 - Week 10

BPC Season 14 - Week 10
-----------------------

Week 10 was not short of poker excitement and crazy hands.  Too many to call out, but one certainly worth mentioning.  Blinds are 200-400/50 and Chess and Arjan are in a hand on Table 1.  I can hear him over there making a fuss after the flop comes K-10-9 all clubs, and turn comes 3 of clubs.  He gets up, "man I can't believe this, I can't believe I let you catch up."  Yada, yada, you know the routine.  Anyway, he shoves, and Arjan calls, which is exactly what Chess wanted because he's holding A-K with the Ace of clubs for the Ace high flush.  Not the nut flush mind you, because Arjan is holding pkt Q's, including the Q of clubs.

Chess is almost 98% to win, but Arjan does have an out, exactly one, the J of clubs.  You can probably guess where this is going... let's see the river.  Ding!  The Jack of friggin clubs.  The dreaded one outer.  That's very hurtful Arjan.  Chess is going to take the bus and don't expect to see him at the pancake social.

That took most of Chess's chips, but he was still able to hang around until the final table.  He ends up getting his chips in good and an opportunity for a triple up with 2 callers.  Chess is ahead with pkt 9's against Arjan's A-K and Jules' pkt 4's.  Papa-san is dealing, and puts the flop down with the cards stacked on each other, exposing one at a time.  Ace in the window!  And Arjan takes the lead.  Second card... Jack.  Marginal.  Third card... a 4!!!  Julius flops a set and pulls way ahead (87%).  But just to make certain, he went ahead and rivered quads.

And with that, Chester is rail bound and left watching the two players still in who could steal away Mini-Season 2, Slick Rick and Arjan.  Both of them lasted a long time, and play went for a while with no one wanting to go out.  But in the end Slick fell, and Arjan bubbled, with means that Slick and Chess will split the Mini-Season 2 booty.  It also means Fkamiah's Mini-Season record of 44 is safe yet again.

I was able to take down the win, thanks in part to an early double up from Charlie of Team Churl, who called my pre-flop all-in with pkt K's against my pkt Aces.  I've been on the wrong side of that equation far more than my share, and it feels good when a hand actually holds up.  I'm still out of the Top 9, but at least I've finally passed Guest 1.

Karrie of Team KarJackly takes 2nd, her first personal pointing of the season, but the team's 3rd overall, each contributing with one.  With it, they move up from 8th to 4th, passing DerMo, Potts, Arjan and Jeena.

Julius, broken knuckle and all, takes 3rd, and Hee Hall of Team Heemo takes 4th.  Eric was shooting for a league leading 3rd Bubble, but slips instead into the scrappy 5th slot.

Mini-Season 3 starts next week, and we're quickly approaching the half way point!

Player    Week 10
-----------------
Scott     15
KarJackly 12
Julius     9
Heemo      6
Eric       3
Arjan      Bubble
    
    
Player    Total
---------------
Rick      66
Fkamiah   59
Chess     55
KarJackly 40
Jeena     37
Arjan     35
J Potts   32
DerMo     31
Jagu      27
- - - - - - - - - -
Scott     26
Papa Kumo 26
Judy      20
Churl     20
Eric      19
Heemo     19
Nicole    12
Julius    12
Guest 1   11
Padma     10
Bagu       4
Sunj       4
David      3
Guest 2    3
Anthony    3
Cayce      2
Guest 3    1
    
    
Player    Mini-Season 2
-----------------------
Rick      40 <--- Co-Winner!
Chess     40 <--- Co-Winner!
Arjan     26
Scott     19
KarJackly 16


2nd place, Karrie of Team Karjackly...

3rd place, Julius...

4th place, Hee Hall of Team Heemo...


5th place, The Milkman...
Bubble, Arjan... 



 

Season 14 - Week 9

BPC Season 14 - Week 9
----------------------

Arjan wins week 9, and moves up to 5th place overall!!!  Well done Arjan Uncle!
Fkamiah places for "just" the 4th time this season, but its another 2nd place to go along with his previous two firsts and a second.  Its enough to put him back into 2nd place overall.

Eric took the last of my chips and rode them to 3rd place, his first pointing of the season.

Cowboy Slick Rick pointed for the 7th time in 9 weeks!  Impressive.  This time with a 4th place, which he needed to maintain his overall lead, which is still a comfortable 6 points despite Fkamiah and Chess nipping on his arse.

Speaking of Chess, he pointed for the 5th time in a row, and 6th overall with a 5th place, and is in 3rd overall.

While my season is sucking sweaty dingo berries, its fun to watch those three duke it out for the Points Championship?  Any one want a side bet?

Chess and Slick go into the final week of Mini-Season 2 tied at 32 points, with Arjan the only man left in striking range to catch them.  Chess and Slick will tie Fkamiah's Mini-Season record of 44 with a 2nd place in Week 10, and will set a new record with a win.

Player   Week 9
---------------
Arjan    15
Fkamiah  12
Eric      9
Rick      6
Chess     3
Churl     Bubble (Steven Earl)
    
    
Player    Total
---------------
Rick      65
Fkamiah   59
Chess     54
Jeena     36
Arjan     34
J Potts   30
DerMo     30
KarJackly 28
Jagu      26
- - - - - - - - - -
Papa Kumo 25
Judy      19
Churl     19
Eric      16
Heemo     13
Nicole    12
Guest 1   11
Scott     11
Padma      9
Bagu       4
Sunj       4
David      3
Guest 2    3
Julius     3
Anthony    3
Cayce      2
Guest 3    1
Mike       1
    
Player  Mini-Season 2
---------------------
Rick    39
Chess   39
Arjan   25





Season 14 - Week 8

BPC Season 14 - Week 8
----------------------

And there's a new sheriff in town!  Cowboy Slick Rick posts his 6th pointing in 8 showings, and his first 1st place of the season.  Its enough to vault him past both Fkamiah and Chester and into 1st with a comfortable 8 point lead.  Rick has been playing solid all season, but sometimes you need a little help from the cards as well.  When it was short handed, Slick flopped 2 pair against Fkamiah's flopped straight, and rivered a boat.  And when it was 5 handed, Slick shoved with pkt 10's but runs into Hee Hall's pkt Aces.  Turn come 10.  Doh.  Regardless, well done Slick and congrats.

Charlie playing for Team Churl gets his first pointing of the season with a healthy 2nd place finish, and The Godfodder moves into the Top 9 with a 3rd.

Chess gets his 4th pointing in a row and 5th of the season with a 4th, and Hee Hall playing for Team Heemo gets the scrappy 5th.

Jackwagon for Team KarJackly was the bubble.

Chess still leads Mini-Season 2, but only by 3 points now with Slick Rick right on his tail.  Only 7 people left in contention with 2 weeks left.


Player    Week 8
----------------
Rick      15
Churl     12
Jagu       9
Chess      6
Heemo      3
KarJackly  Bubble (Jackwagon)


Player    Total
---------------
Rick      59
Chess     51
Fkamiah   47
Jeena     35
J Potts   30
DerMo     29
KarJackly 27
Jagu      25
Papa Kumo 24
- - - - - - - - - -
Arjan     19
Judy      18
Churl     18
Nicole    12
Heemo     12
Guest 1   11
Scott     10
Padma      8
Eric       7
Bagu       4
Sunj       4
David      3
Guest 2    3
Julius     3
Anthony    3
Cayce      2
Guest 3    1


Player  Mini-Season 2
---------------------
Chess   36
Rick    33
Churl   13
Nicole  12
DerMo   11
Jagu    10
Arjan   10