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Let's start with the winner of this, the final week of the season... none other than... REMO!!! Nicely done Remopolis! Its only his 3rd pointing of the season in 21 tries, but his other 2 were 2nd places, so when he gets close, he knows how to finish.
Coming in second was this season's dream trio... KarJackly!!! They came into the final week as the points leader, and no one else within striking distance pointed so they had it locked up. Was that good enough for them? Hells no. They (and by "they" I mean Karrie) just went ahead and got an additional 12 points for the team. Way to rub our collective noses into it. And way to make the Century Club.
Point being, our Points Champion for Season 13 is... 3 chicks.
Awesome. Way to make it tough on the plaque engraver. How in the Fkamiah are they going to fit 3 names on that little 1"x1/2" little rectangle? Think I'll go ahead and blast some Dixie Chicks and watch some Charlie's Angels while poor mister engraver figures it out.
Just kidding. I'm actually listening to Glee.
In the meantime, let's just break down the magic 3-way that is KarJackly, in the only way I know how... tabular form...
Player Games Pts Avg
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Karrie 7 41 5.86
Kelly 9 41 4.56
Jacoff 9 25 2.78
Yeah i could have went with pictures, but I'm a gleek. You feeling me? Point is, the beeyatches done beeyatch-slap all of us.
CONGRATS KARJACKLY!!!!! WELL DONE!!!! Smooches.
Yeah, I'm bitter. Only because I won't be there at the Final Table. But that's another story. But seriously, congrats ladies, if it couldn't be me, then I can't think of any other 3 chick combo that I would have picked. Plus, you ensured that Chess didn't win, which means extra prop bets for me and Fkamiah. And on top of that, Club 99 remains extremely exclusive. Extremely. Members only please.
Coming in 3rd for Week 25 was our very own Cowboy Slick Rick. Let the record reflect that CSR only played in the last 13 weeks of the season, enough to earn him a cheap buy in to the second table, but he also averaged 4.23 points in the 13 weeks he played. That's more than everyone else except for this season's Points Championchicks, KarJackly. (Let the record also reflect that my boy Ant was in 3rd with a 4.14 avg. Law skool is so over-rated Ant, come back to your true calling.)
Coming in 4th for the week was perennial but semi-retired Champ Jeff Spongebob Hall. I think he's taken home a trophy in just about every season he's played in, so let's hope he comes back for a full season soon to defend his tiara.
And finally coming in the scrappy 5th place was Fkamiah, picking up the exact number of points he needed to land on the Top 9 bubble. Which means he gets top chip stack at the second table and a big atta-boy from the rest of us.
Mike was Bubble Boy for the week, which stings a little bit, but he also ended up placing in 4th overall, AND won the 5th and final Mini-Season, taking away the sting slightly and giving him more than enough to win the Final Table. Or at the very least place in the top 3. Any bets?
Congrats everyone again who made it to the Final Table, and thank you thank you thank you thank you to the Burnett's for hosting another wonderful BPC season.
Player Week 25
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Remo 15
KarJackly 12
Rick 9
J Hall 6
Fkamiah 3
Mike Bubble
Player Total
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KarJackly 107
Cayce 95
Chess 85
Mike 82
Eric 81
Jagu 78
Kurt 77
Julius 77
Steven 74
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Fkamiah 73
Jeena 67
Papa Kumo 65
Padma 64
Scott 61
Anthony 58
J Potts 56
Rick 55
Remo 58
Nicole 41
Judy 39
Arjan 37
Charlie 36
Omagina 27
Bagu 24
J Hall 26
Dennis 12
Guest 1 8
Devin 4
Guest 2 2
David 1
Dave 1
Player Mini-Season 5
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Mike 32
Steven 30
Cayce 29
Rick 21
Chess 19
Jagu 19
Remo 19
Player Best Dressed
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Chess 85
Mike 82
Kurt 77
Julius 77
Steven 74
2nd place, KarJackly... just put the remote down and no one gets hurt...
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